Thing that annoys me #84,512

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/01/2020 at 21:09 • Filed to: None

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My fridge has a really handy beverage drawer that was clearly designed with cans in mind, as it’s exactly six cans deep, but it doesn’t perfectly fit a row of cans widthwise.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:16

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time to step up to 16oz!

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:17

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Coke is available in 16oz cans, so fill a row with those :p

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:17

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First thought was concentrated juice containers, but those are frozen, so, I have no idea what the thinking is there. Maybe designed for one row of tall boys?

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:17

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Would these fit better?

wafflesnfalafel > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/01/2020 at 21:17

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right!  needs a row of PBR tallboys!

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:20

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I live an hour from Pottsville and never realized there were Eagle Foundation cans. I need to buy beer more frequently. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:22

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Tall b ois, Yo.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Urambo Tauro 09/01/2020 at 21:22

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Ew.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Urambo Tauro 09/01/2020 at 21:24

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Yes except they’re no longer .99

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > wafflesnfalafel 09/01/2020 at 21:24

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probably more location fitting

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:25

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Fill that space with limes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/01/2020 at 21:28

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I can’t, I already put them in the coconut and drank ‘em bot’ up.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:31

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This doeant surprise me, with the way products are designed and built, with what seems lile zero understanding of how customers will actually use the product.

Also, I need to see the other 84,511 things that preceed this concern! I expect a report on my desk by Monday.

notsomethingstructural > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:33

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My cousin has a fridge like this, and he stands the cans upright...?

Longtime Lurker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 21:36

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If I buy them wholesale they are .79

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > notsomethingstructural 09/01/2020 at 21:41

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The drawer is not tall enough to stand them upright.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/01/2020 at 21:50

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The list encompasses everything that exists, has existed, or will exist, both physically or in concept.

ranwhenparked > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 09/01/2020 at 21:50

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I’m a big fan of the retro 1960s style Premium Beer cans they’re doing now, been buying more of those than Traditional Lager lately, just for the aesthetics. I believe their  Premium is actually a pilsner, which is still technically a type of lager. 

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 22:04

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If you haven’t seen this ep of Vsauce, at the 17 minute mark he talks about the Library of Babel....mind blown. The whole episode is good.

Nom De Plume > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/01/2020 at 22:11

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Wow, I learned something from that beer.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 22:22

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Samsung fridge? I think we’ve got a similar one.

Instead of storing cans, we use that drawer for cheese.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 22:40

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I know this feel.  My ARB fridge will fit a 12 pack 2x3x2 but not snugly, like you could ALMOST fit another in there, and it doesn’t matter which way you orient the cans.  It means they clack around while you drive.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/01/2020 at 22:46

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How’s that Kolsch? That’s an under-rated style.

notsomethingstructural > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 22:47

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Womp womp

onlytwowheels > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 23:05

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Maybe designed for these.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 09/01/2020 at 23:14

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I think good. I had 4 or 5 that day and they all kind of blended together. 

smobgirl > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/01/2020 at 23:17

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Those are some classy looking cans.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 23:25

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I don’t think that drawer is actually for cans. We have one as well and I think it’s marked something else. It’s useful for cheese and stuff like that we’ve found.

glemon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 23:36

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Tall Boys

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/01/2020 at 23:36

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Good enough, I’m just glad my new apartment’s fridge is adjustable enough to fit a Riesling bottle upright. This has not always been the case.

On the downside the icemaker frequently doesn’t work, and was apparently dumping water on the floor instead of into the cube tray.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 09/02/2020 at 00:23

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I made damn sure I have the door shelves arranged tall enough to fit a wine bottle or two

longtimelurkingtdiguy > ranwhenparked 09/02/2020 at 00:47

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They don't sell that one near me. We get the lager, both regular and light, the golden pilsner, and also the black and tan. I'm a big fan of Yeungling for a cheaper beer, especially out of a fresh keg.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 09/02/2020 at 01:26

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I should note I had and enjoyed  different beers from there not just one type 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2020 at 07:49

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Counterpoint, if it did exactly fit a row of cans widthwise it would be a pain in the ass to get anything out since the tops and bottoms interlock with each other slightly.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2020 at 08:11

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When we moved, we got a house that has a beverage fridge in the kitchen island! As well as a pantry with a door that says PANTRY on it just in case you forget where the pantry is. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2020 at 08:34

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My wife recently paid someone to build us a kitchen island. One of the most important features she wants was tip outs for the garbage, and recycling.

The guys who made it just guessed on the size of the tip outs. That are too small to fit any kind of trash bin inside of them. I can’t fit the life of me understand why he wouldn’t buy a trash bin and then build around it.

When he dropped it off he jokingly said “now it’ll be a challenge to find bike that’ll fit in there” thankfully my wife made it clear that was his problem not ours.

Also maybe one roe is for tall 16oz  cans? Like a Red Bull?

ranwhenparked > longtimelurkingtdiguy 09/02/2020 at 08:53

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Its definately the better quality among the mainstream (e.g., not craft or premium) brands. For the price, you can't usually do much better

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > haveacarortwoorthree2 09/02/2020 at 11:11

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I need a pantry with a light in it

haveacarortwoorthree2 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/02/2020 at 11:53

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We have a light in our pantry. Unfortunately I cannot use it because the switch isn’t labelled and I forgot where it was. 

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/02/2020 at 11:57

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Always a good plan when trying out a brewery.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/02/2020 at 14:08

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Yes, cheeses and lunchmeat.

Beer fridge is for beer.